This streetwear emporium's offering 20-40% off the entire store, including denim, tees, jackets, etc, from Fresh Jive, Fairfax, GONZ!, and RMK Signature Series -- which, contrary to your expectations, is not monogrammed bath towels.

The flier and more info at ReserveLA.net

Think's new Jailbait decks feature Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Nicole Richie under the word balloon "If only I could think" -- though if they could, perhaps they'd buy and liquidate a certain snarky skateboard company using only a week's worth of Herbie Fully Loaded residuals.

See the girls at ThinkSkateboards.com

This in-Fred-Segal boutique's offering 50% off casualware from WESC, Z-Brand, and Scotch and Soda -- which will feel especially ironic when doused in some jerk's "Captain and Squirt".

In a dubious bit of marketing, the winner of this one-woman dead pool gets a free iPod Touch; in the event Winehouse lives another decade, your prize'll seem a chillingly innocuous precursor to our tyranical iPod Overlords.

Augur it up at WhenWillAmyWinehouseDie.com