Los Angeles

8200 W. Sunset Blvd, West Hollywood; 323.650.0614

Named after the word that Spanish speakers use around you for unexplained reasons, PT uses decades-old family recipes for their Guadalajaran-style tacos, burritos, enchiladas, sopes, and tortas. Service runs 'til 4am, and to ameliorate their BYOB status, there's a "hotline" to the liquor store across the street, who'll deliver beer/wine to your pinche table.

for "about two weeks" at 420 N Fairfax, Mid-Wilshire; 323.651.0131

This streetwear emporium's offering 20-40% off the entire store, including denim, tees, jackets, etc, from Fresh Jive, Fairfax, GONZ!, and RMK Signature Series -- which, contrary to your expectations, is not monogrammed bath towels.

Think's new Jailbait decks feature Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Nicole Richie under the word balloon "If only I could think" -- though if they could, perhaps they'd buy and liquidate a certain snarky skateboard company using only a week's worth of Herbie Fully Loaded residuals.

Jan 11-20 at 8118 Melrose, Mid-Wilshire; Jan 25-Feb 3 at 500 Broadway, Santa Monica

This in-Fred-Segal boutique's offering 50% off casualware from WESC, Z-Brand, and Scotch and Soda -- which will feel especially ironic when doused in some jerk's "Captain and Squirt".

In a dubious bit of marketing, the winner of this one-woman dead pool gets a free iPod Touch; in the event Winehouse lives another decade, your prize'll seem a chillingly innocuous precursor to our tyranical iPod Overlords.