This WeHo t-shirter reprints iconic campaign images/slogans, mostly from progressive unelectables like McGovern and McCarthy, whose "Get Clean for Gene" volunteers sheared their hippie hair so's to not freak out New Hampshire. Sadly, Gene's daring hair gambit was no match for Hubert Humphrey's bonecrushing attack machine.

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