Finally, a line of upscale Hypercolor! Blow warm air or lay hands on the tees, scarves, and tanks, and they change colors magically. The LA-based designers claim these versions "are way softer and last way longer" than their 90s forebears, but will still provide the perfect accompaniment to a snap bracelet.

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For the first of their quarterly celeb nights, the Intercontinental's bringing out adorable Partridge runt Danny Bonaduce to mix up cocktails. Danny's favorite drink (a double vodka-cran) is 1/2-price; proceeds go to his favorite charity, which provides "assistance dogs" to the disabled (rehab veterans who still drink double vodka-crans?).

The original members (Kip Winger, those other guys) reunite to blaze through greatest hits like "Headed for a Heartbreak", "Battle Stations", and, of course, "Seventeen" -- though in a special 20th Anniversary version, the band will change the lyrics to an even spicier "She's only 37".

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Watch the comics behind NYC's No Pants Subway Ride unleash an epic prank on the locus of all hilarity, the Baldwin Hills Hot Dog on A Stick.

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