Los Angeles

Tomorrow at 216 N Larchmont Blvd, Hancock Park; 323.464.8400

To celebrate their latest opening, Crumbs is giving away free 'cakes to their first 1000 customers, from pistachio and carrot to childhood faves like Reese's Pieces and Oreo Cookie -- the perfect meta-dessert after a meal of hamburger-flavored ribs.

Tomorrow at Freddy and Eddy's: 12613 Venice Blvd, West LA

Writers from Variety, Penthouse Variations, Nip/Tuck, and more read on the theme of sexual survival and its relationship to Cannes, behind-the-scenes at Playboy, and something called "Toe Rape". If you don't go, how can you protect yourself?

Tomorrow at Califormia Market Center: 110 E 9th St, Downtown

This tailgate-themed event'll feature gratis gift bags, an open vodka bar, live music from hip-hop crew 87 Stick Up Kids, and a fashion show/popup store of button-ups, coats, and tees from Grn Apple Tree and Free Gold Watch (favorite score of the Stick Up Kids).

Available ltd dates in June/all of July and August at 49-499 Eisenhower Dr, La Quinta; 800.598.3828

$179 gets you a room at this upscale desert resort, $50 dining credit, and all-you-can-golf on five courses, one of which serves as the final stage of the PGA's qualifying school. Up next: The Red Roof Inn Yacht Club.

410 N Fairfax Ave, Mid-Wilshire; 323.944.0017

This SF-based line's first LA store stocks a mix of streetwear and upscale-casual attire that includes everything from tricked-out Nikes, to tees, to henleys, to letterman-style jackets (letterman-style: pervy around hot chicks?).