This local t-shirter's new line counters tweaked nostalgia (a crouching Mike Tyson w/ "Kingdom Come" over his mouth, the Appetite for Destruction cover re-jiggered with metal-saluting skeleton fingers) with its own original sinful imagery, e.g. "Criminally Minded": a topless, bandana-faced, bullet-bandoliered woman being fondled from behind by a gun-toting female partner-in-crime (if this makes you nostalgic for anything, your life is totally awesome).

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Today only, get one of Bucks' new SoCal-only drinks, gratis: either the protein-enhanced Viviano (banana-chocolate or orange-mango-banana) or the gelato-ish Sorbetto: available in tangy citrus, mixed berry, citrus ice, tangy mango, or "pinkberry" -- a Russian doll of stuff you're not supposed to enjoy.

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A last-minute cancellation means a deep holiday-weekend discount at this medieval-themed, 2-acre, room-for-25, near-Palm Springs mansion. Non-Arthurian amenities include HD plasmas, castle-wide audio system, Xbox, pool and poker tables, steam room, balcony bar, two Jacuzzis, tennis courts, and a giant pool w/ gargoyle fountains. If your friends aren't into booking it, they are clearly witches.

Mention Thrillist for 20%-ish off for 15 people: CaliforniaCastle.com