Mustache Brigade
During summer, nostalgia's pull is so strong, it can make you pine for things you didn't even do. Slap that idea on a t-shirt, and call it Mustache Brigade.
Some of MB's best shirts feature invented characters, like the Schoolhouse Rock-esque mascots admonishing you to Dunk and Spray -- very cool, but if they wanted to trigger nostalgia about something you did do, they'd tell you to lie about having had a girlfriend at camp.

