Give her only the commitment you're prepared for with this customizable club: tell 'em what kind of vino she prefers (from as basic as "red" to specific regions/varietals), how much you're willing to spend (from $25 per installment to $250), and how many months you wanna go for, from three to indefinite -- perfect if your relationship's built on a solid foundation of mutual respect and trust...when she's sh*tfaced.

You can customize however you want, but most of the details are at SilverlakeWine.com

'Til December 22, $80 gets you one of these $100 gift cards, good for massages/facials or treatments in over 50 LA spots. You'll save $20, good for not nearly enough at your kind of massage parlor.

Get the discount at SpaWeek.org

This Ventura designer brings a motorcycle-culture, rocker-girl steez to everything from sparkly vinyl wallets, to leopard-print interior weekend bags, to multi-pocketed handbags gussied up with a fabric the designer calls "Mexican blanket". If your girl doesn't like it, look out, you're dating a racist.

They're all at TrophyQueen.com

From edgy man-jeweler Han Cholo, this locally proud piece comes in two chain lengths (16" or 24") and three precious metals: silver ($180), gold plated ($205), or, for $2170, 14k gold -- an investment that should allow you to excuse bedroom failures by saying "so what if Han shot first?".

Find it at HanCholo.com