Los Angeles

The anarchist sunglasses outfit's latest drop includes this girl-friendly affair: a Wayfarer-ish body with interchangeable teal and black arms, giving her the option of which to wear, and which to rediscover when her lease ends and you're forced to move her couch.

Give her only the commitment you're prepared for with this customizable club: tell 'em what kind of vino she prefers (from as basic as "red" to specific regions/varietals), how much you're willing to spend (from $25 per installment to $250), and how many months you wanna go for, from three to indefinite -- perfect if your relationship's built on a solid foundation of mutual respect and trust...when she's sh*tfaced.

'Til December 22, $80 gets you one of these $100 gift cards, good for massages/facials or treatments in over 50 LA spots. You'll save $20, good for not nearly enough at your kind of massage parlor.

This Ventura designer brings a motorcycle-culture, rocker-girl steez to everything from sparkly vinyl wallets, to leopard-print interior weekend bags, to multi-pocketed handbags gussied up with a fabric the designer calls "Mexican blanket". If your girl doesn't like it, look out, you're dating a racist.

From edgy man-jeweler Han Cholo, this locally proud piece comes in two chain lengths (16" or 24") and three precious metals: silver ($180), gold plated ($205), or, for $2170, 14k gold -- an investment that should allow you to excuse bedroom failures by saying "so what if Han shot first?".