Designed to hold keys and mail, this wall rack balances the violence of an AK-47 with silhouettes of both flying birds and, dangling from the barrel, a little boy on a swing -- very yin-yang, unless the birds/kid are meant to suggest target practice.

Hang 'em up at Ponoko.com

Load up the CeiVA by emailing pics directly to the frame's unique address, and they're automatically slide-showed, providing a wonderfully high tech display on which your granddad can double-tape Polaroids of your high school graduation.

Send 'em in at CeiVA.com

This glossy, boldly arranged tome presents "The Wisdom of the Metal Gods" via the genre's profoundest lyrics: daily affirmations (Iron Maiden: "I have the power to make my evil take its course"), explorations of the human condition (Alice Cooper: "You'd gift wrap a leper and send him to your Aunt Jane"), and invocations of sexuality both bafflingly tender (The Scorpions: "I kiss the pearl right from the shell/Until you feel what these words can't tell") and bafflingly obvious (Quiet Riot: "Wanna kiss your lips, not the ones on your face").

Rock on and order up at TimeFliesWhenYoureInAComa.com

These smooth balls are designed to fly straighter and truer, thanks to their lack of dimples, which along with a crappy swing apparently contribute to slices. Sadly, what they gain in accuracy they lose in distance, but that doesn't matter, because dudes hate power and love accuracy.

Go the distance at CaesarGolf.com