Opening Sunday, the latest store from the button-up magnate's gonna constantly offer 40-70% off the previous season's merch, as well as sneakers from Spring Court and jeans from Simon Miller, who's known for two things: using Japanese denim, and having the only brand name more breakneck exciting than Steven Alan.

More SA gear's at StevenAlan.com

Dolled up with light fixtures resembling dangling slabs of gyro meat, this kebab joint's celebrating their opening with $2 beers, wines, and sangria, and 50% off their entire (if concise) food menu: sandwiches, wraps, and salads loaded with chicken, doner (gyro), or falafel with feta and veggies, as well as sides like sweet potato fries and hummus w/ lightly fried pita, for the subtlest of heart attacks.

The whole menu's at EatAtSpitz.com

This 80s-inspired store's shutting down, which means $10-15 tees from their own line (from Rorschach-ish muddlings of robots/naked ladies to neon golf tees) plus 50-75% off everything else: vintage mewelry, graffiti-filled coffee table books, and cameras from Lomo, an analog-camera company whose motto is "don't think, just shoot", and is obviously run by Charles Bronson.

Peruse the Evil Genius line at YoungAndJelinek.com

This site rolls out random, user-generated food pics one after another, each of which you give a 1-10 deliciousness rating -- basically, just like Hot Or Not, except your roommate never catches you rating pictures of male food.

Get hungry at WouldYouEatIt.net