The newest line from this LA jeansmith boasts old-school details (antiqued-looking copper buttons, concealed rivets), is crafted from lightweight 12.5oz stock, offers "slim-leg" fits w/ more-forgiving cuts than their competitors, and features washes that produce the look of "a jean that has been worn for about six months and has never been washed" -- so eventually, a jean that looks like it hasn't been washed in 12 months, but only smells like six.

The line's at JBrandDenimCo.com

This monthly recession-inspired fest takes half-off all of Boe's gourmet apps (eg, baked Brie w/sun-dried tomatoes, mini curry burgers), drops prices to $5 on select drinks made with Pink vodka, and brings in recruiting agencies, because drunken interviewing is supremely entertaining. This month, there's Swan Legal Search, restaurant-biz peeps DD Factor and Associates, the corporate-leaning AppleOne, and Robert Half Accountemps -- hiring out-of-work financial types, who've just discovered how the other Robert Half lives.

More about the hotel's at CrescentBH.com

Through V-Day, gorge on $30 or more of food at most of H&H's restaurants (everything from Johnny Rockets to The Grill), and you'll get two free same-day tickets to the movie of your choice -- that's right, two viewings of Paul Blart: Mall Cop.

The full list of restaurants is at HollywoodAndHighland.com

At Eagle Rock's Allstar Lanes, a hot nutjob "sings" "Total Eclipse of the Heart", vocally channeling Satan, rolling on the ground, stripping to a barely-there slip, and once she sobers up, praying to God that forever isn't starting that night.

Of course, it's on YouTube