Do an in-town romantic vacation at this just-opened three-suite inn, which offers full kitchens, living rooms, and bedrooms with amenities and decor simultaneously retro (turntables stocked w/ The Cars, Cream, Ray Charles), current (52in flatscreens), and bizarre (chairs w/ headpieces/arms made from bull horns). The whole deal's hidden away in an unmarked locale above El Chavo -- so she'll get what she's craving (away-from-it-all quality time), while you get what you're craving (nachos).

All the deets are at ElTresInn.com

This streetwear supersale's got 50-70% off a hot mess of brands, netting you anything from $45 Clae boat shoes, to $30 Crooks & Castles hoodies, to $5 tees from Homeroom and Hot Air, who were sure blowing some last month when they tried to sell those same shirts for $40.

All the brands (and a possibly misleading end date) are right here

Tomorrow, grab a no-questions-asked gratis burrito and soda from the gutbusting Mexican chain's just-opened Encino location, where the cheese will be neither old nor moldy.

Mmm, free burritos: Chipotle.com

Designed to make your commutes easier, this new site offers tools indispensable (updated-daily lists of premiere-/construction-induced street closures), inane (Gmaps of parking lot locations), and inaner (a detailed description of how to legally hail a taxi).

Avoid the Oscars literally: NavigateHollywood.com