Just launched at each of these upscale barstaurants: a drink whose price goes up and down each day, mirroring the whims of the stock market (Luau = rum-charged punch, Il Sole's = Prosecco cocktail). Prices're down almost 40% from their original $14 -- baselined back to the market's price in February 2008, when people gladly paid $14 for drinks, and buying that duplex was the best idea you ever had.

This new, stark boutique's gonna pop one brand up at a time, starting with Stockholm's Cheap Monday, selling their trademark skinny jeans, surrealist tees (a solid black triangle w/ the words "no masters"), large-plaid shorts, and a polo with a breast-pocket zipper, but no actual pocket, cutting corners with such efficiency, they should call themselves Cheap Everyday.

The line's all at CheapMonday.com

The original location of this sticker-laden franchise's celebrating its 20th anniversary with TBA giveaways, pro skateboarders, and ultra-cheap fish tacos for five hours, after which they'll once again be $2.42, and you once again won't remotely care about anything involving professional skateboarding.

All the details are at Wahoos.com

This poster map crams 111 LA 'hood names into their respective geographic boundaries, though trusting its borders means saying goodbye to your beloved Fairfax District, and admitting you're a proud resident of the Miracle Mile.

See how you're repped at OrkPosters.com