Los Angeles

At the SLS: 465 S La Cienega, Beverly Hills; 310.246.5545

A 40-seat semi-private room hidden in the back of The Bazaar, Saam's pimped like a rich dude's study with leather upholstery, Murano light fixtures, and bookshelved walls. The menu's a constantly changing prix-fixe, with 20+ bite-sized courses, many unavailable at The Bazaar, including salmon roe/creme fraiche "Bagels & Lox" cones, truffle/Kobe/foie gras tournedos rossini, and "Olive Oil Bon Bons" -- olive oil encased in a gelatinous sphere w/ sugar & balsamic, basically a poppable shot of salad dressing, less likely to scare away your date then slamming a takeout pack of Hidden Valley.

Today-Sunday

Take 50% off everything in the eco-friendly brand's e-store (including already on-sale items), including a hoodie with a disembodied arm whose hand's giving a thumbs-up, super-soft tees w/ a Joshua tree image, or old-school-style Casio calculator watches, if you still haven't found what you're looking for.

Sat at 2308 S Union Ave, Downtown; 213.748.7205

To celebrate their first birthday, the Downtown wine bar's asking just $15 for all-you-can-eat app-sized paninis and an all-night wine/beer open bar. Bevy brands are still TBA, but chances are, they won't intersect with your $15 all-you-can-drink Friday conundrum of Franzia vs Franzia.

Today, 3-5 at the Santa Monica Pier

To make Tax Day blow slightly less, enjoy a slew of Free at the Santa Monica pier, including Korean tacos from Kogi, screen-printed tees from Long Beach customizers Hit & Run, party-happy electro-laced indie rock from Brooklyn's Matt & Kim, gift packs from Levi's, and a powersliding competition featuring top-ranked artisans of the extreme sport (basically skateboard-style grinding on body parts instead of wheels) with "celebrity judges" Johnny Moseley, Wee Man, and Girls Next Door's Kendra Wilkinson...so make that "judges".

All season on the field level

What's two feet long, weighs three pounds, hangs out at Dodger Stadium, sweats grease, and isn't Tommy Lasorda's forearm?