The List
Hump This
8512 Santa Monica Blvd, West Hollywood; 310.289.0088
From the guy behind Beverly Hills standby Nic's comes this two-story ode to...Mexico...with dual patios, a primary-colored downstairs Cabo-esque cantina, and an upstairs lounge with pastel couches. Food's both mod-mex (halibut ceviche w/ avocado, serrano chiles, citrus) and upscale traditional (wood-fired duck taquitos), while an eclectic drink menu emphasizes high-end tequilas and market-fresh ingredients via concoctions like "The Screamer" (El Jimador Blanco w/ mango, guajillo lemon syrup), "The Eyebrow" (Don Julio Silver w/ muddled tomato, horseradish, Tapatio), and the Herradura Reposado/cactus flower/Cointreau "Jump On A Horse", which you probably shouldn't do after downing one.
Make every weekend a long weekend with the menuSat-Sun 9-6 at 1430 E Washington Blvd, Downtown
The classily casual brand's blowing 50-70% off overstock from Spring 09 and before, including everything from worn-looking denim and work-ready khakis, to logo tees and zip-up hoodies made of sweater wool, for looking your best in your street gang's annual Sears holiday photo.
Check out the flier and their gear at FiveFourClothing.comOpens Fri at 9725 Culver Blvd, Culver City; 310.842.8155
From the former owners of Downtown's beloved Angelique Cafe comes this casual, midsized French brasserie, boasting a Parisian feel thanks to dangling chandeliers and a studded-leather banquette that runs the length of the mirrored-wall room. The classically minded menu's got the expected slew of Frenchness like Rib Eye pomme frites (w/ either pepper or bearnaise sauce) and mussels w/ cream/shallots/saffron, plus some unexpected options like Moroccan lamb sausage w/ cumin carrots, which you probably won't order if they make a mistake with the spacing.
The full menu and more info's at LeSaintAmour.comOpens Thurs at CityWalk
The Critic's headlining the opening weekend of his eponymous three-level, 400-seat, tropical-themed club, with stage-side faux palm trees and a giant mural of Waikiki; other performers this weekend include Tia Carrere, Laugh Factory regular Quinn Dahle and Half Baked's Harland Williams. Of course, there's a full bar, as well as pizza from Mulberry St., desserts from Jerry's, and appetizers from The Perfect Bite, a Glendale company that crafts gourmet burgers and tortas in bite-sized form, which for Lovitz, could be absolutely any size at all.
All the info and ticket sales are at TheJonLovitzComedyClub.com700 Queensway Dr, Long Beach; 562.435.7676
Soft-open now, with amenities all-systems-go in early July, this $20mil do-over of the Coast Long Beach is a resort w/ private, balconied ocean-view rooms, an exposed-brick bistro focusing on fresh seafood, and a pool w/ island lounge chair cabanas. To celebrate their opening, they've got a $149-for-two-people deal that includes breakfast, three-course dinner, water taxi transportation to downtown Long Beach, a sangria tasting, and free parking -- leaving you more cash for things that'll better help you explore your date's community chest.
More info and online booking's at HotelMayaLongBeach.com


