Los Angeles

June 3-Aug 2 at La Luz De Jesus: 4633 Hollywood Blvd, Los Feliz; 323.666.7667

Get free beer, wine, and snacks on opening night of this new gallery exhibit of the two cartoonists: Sizer's worked for Warner Bros and Hanna Barbera, but most of his art's retro-sexy (i.e., a 40's-looking dame in see-through lingerie smokin' a cig), while Thompson paints abstract Cali scenes (a chihuahua listening to a record while sipping a margarita), and has had his work appear in both the adults-only Spike & Mike's Sick and Twisted Festival and Nickelodeon, which is kind of sick and twisted itself, when you consider Zoey 101's got a kid.

Co-designed by three pro skaters, this trio of jeans is made with sewn-in wicking fabric (similar to board shorts) to keep your thighs dry on even the soggiest summer days. High-stress points and the back hem of each leg're reinforced w/ hardware and stitching to prevent rips, buttons and rivets are rubber-covered to avoid snagging, and to give your boys room to breathe, there's an extra, triangular piece of cloth they call a "special crotch gusset", a welcome break from all your boring normal crotch gussets.

516 W 6th St, Downtown; 213.362.3354

The first LA location of this OC staple's a massive, 3000-foot ode to NY-style deli food, decorated in the bright yellow and red colors of neighbor USC, and serving up deliciousness like overstuffed blackened pastrami, "succulent and tender" corned beef, and oven-roasted BBQ brisket (each available on your choice of breads), as well as hard-to-find-in-LA Nathan's hot dogs w/ imported-from-NY Ba-Tampte Deli-Style Mustard, and homemade potato salad made with 17 ingredients, none of which, thankfully, are salad.

July 2-16 at 112 S. Robertson Blvd, Beverly Hills; 310.247.8299 and 8417 Melrose Place, West Hollywood; 323.782.1007

The mini-chain's offering 40% off a slew of high-end casual spring and summer merch: take over $100 off a waffle-stitched long-sleeve henley, $75 off brushed twill 5-pocket pants, and $57 off patch-pocket shorts, available in "dove grey" or "moss", letting you off the hook for at least two stains.

Saturday at the Standard: 550 S Flower St, Downtown

This rooftop 4th o' July blowout boasts free Jell-O shots, $4 High Life/Olympia/Colt 45, $35 champagne bottle service, six DJs, water fights w/ provided Super Soakers, and random swimsuit giveaways from Nudie Jeans, who're also responsible for the event's name, and your ejection for not getting the pun.