For the whole month, this schmancy mountain resort's celebrating the most numerically repeated day of the year by offering a slew of options for two, all $99.09: choose from a room, three-course dinner, a spa treatment, or a two-person cruise around the lake; you can also get 'em all for less than $400... convenient, as life as we know it will be dead by April of 3000.

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All the info on the hotel's at LAResort.com