Written by a locally based standup comedian who just turned 30, this totally-not-defensive-at-all tome sets out to prove that marriage/coupledom is overrated, which it achieves in anecdotes about getting plastered at bars, hooking up with random girls, and telling female friends "I Love You" while your girlfriend is listening, which is just her fault for always trying to butt into your personal business especially since you have NOTHING TO HIDE IN YOUR PHONE, OKAY?!

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