Do an in-town romantic vacation at this just-opened three-suite inn, which offers full kitchens, living rooms, and bedrooms with amenities and decor simultaneously retro (turntables stocked w/ The Cars, Cream, Ray Charles), current (52in flatscreens), and bizarre (chairs w/ headpieces/arms made from bull horns). The whole deal's hidden away in an unmarked locale above El Chavo -- so she'll get what she's craving (away-from-it-all quality time), while you get what you're craving (nachos).

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All the deets are at ElTresInn.com