Los Angeles

Sé just opened a swanky fourth-floor outdoor infinity pool w/ bottle service cabanas, deckside beds, an underwater surround-sound system, and attached VIP lounge with a bar made from a single tree trunk. There'll be rotating entertainment Thu-Sun, including contortionists, high-flying above-pool ribbon acrobats, and a robed geisha who does lantern dances on a clear acrylic platform that floats atop the pool, so she can walk on water like Jesus, and you can go to hell for swimming underneath and looking up.