If your lady friend likes nature/gaining weight, opt for chocolates from the dude from Devo and his wife, molded to look like endangered species (koalas/rhinos etc), with classy-looking boxes that transform into either floating candle-holders or birdfeeders, to which Optimus Prime responded, "Sweet. You're nearly as worthless as the token girl one of us".

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More than meets the eye, at VanishingCreaturesChocolate.com