Your Baby Is An A**hole
Sure, babies seem sweet and innocent, but they're really just pre-hooligan-children, and're probably already capable of breaking into your house and stealing your Fathead. For a site that knows kids ain't what they seem, check Your Baby Is An A**hole.
A photo-and-commentary blog started by two local fashion chicks, Baby compiles shots of toddlers participating in mostly adultish forms of insolent behavior, alongside explanations of what exactly makes them so loatheable, other than the whole diaper changing thing. Most kids are a**holes of their own accord, from a villainously grinning toddler about to pull the power cord out of his parents' computer (titled "Babies are worse than Comcast"), a not-more-than-two-year-old girl fanning out one-dollar bills while dolled up as a trollop ("I don't know how this happened. Maybe you had a rough time in the womb."), and a nude baby pouring beer into the mouth of its fat, shirtless, passed-out dad -- on second thought, that last baby's actually awesome. Other shots evidence parents doing things bound to turn their kids detestable, like Photoshopping them squinty-eyed and smoking a joint, sitting them on a giant piggy bank and making it rain in a department-store-type pro photo, and dressing them up as a Klingon, complete with body suit ("I'm guessing if a real Klingon saw you in your fuzzy lion-bird-bunny belt, they'd tell you to get that weak s**t out of here, or tlhap vetlh weak s**t pa' vo' naDev").
In addition to stills, Baby also includes YouTube imbeds, including one with a toddler sticking his finger in his toothing brother's mouth, and another of a kid telling his mom "I don't like you all the time", which's exactly what you'll say to the guy peeling Jerome Bettis Joe Jonas off your wall.
