Take down free tapas and wine to celebrate the 2-year anniversary of a place that flies in absolutely everything from the Castilla y León region of Spain, from the edible (spices, meats, cheeses) to the arguably inedible (employees).

Get a clue at IdeasRestaurant.com

Pig out, drink beer, and check out classic cars and choppers at this 3-day event featuring pulled pork sandwiches, brisket, chicken, and a competition between 12 award-winning rib-makers, from Wichita, KS's "Pig In Pig Out" restaurant, to Paul "Aussom Aussie" MacKay, a 20-year circuit veteran whose Awesome talents are only beginning to Blossom.

Grazing and event details at MiamiRibFest.com

Style Lab's taking 50% off jeans such as Mek Denim, 1921, Robins, and Leo Gutti; shirts from Apricottree, Ravaldi, and Legend & Soul; and a stash of 20-year old vintage eyewear -- which you'll look so much cooler in now that you've ditched that retainer and those leg braces.

More style at StyleLabMiami.com

Sleekly decked out with a chrome counter and stained cement floor, this French & Greek-influenced Lebanese spot taps mom's recipes for crepes, hummus, babaganouj, shawarma sandwiches, spanakopita, and knefe, and in a week will be adding both a wine and beer license with Saturday night belly dancing. Though given the jiggle in your middle, it looks like the belly dancing has already begun.

If you've already signed up for Thrillist Las Vegas, you know about Lamborghini-mashing motor ranches, manhole-sized steaks, and blackjack/roulette pits staffed exclusively by lingerie'd dealers. If you haven't, surely this month's Cat Fancy is totally awesome.

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