Rella handcrafts "Victorian with a twist" necklaces, ruffs and earrings with ornate details so thoughtful, your lady friend'll actually think you're thoughtful: Swarovski crystal and black agate faceted beads, tiny brass hummingbirds, and looking-glass pendants spying in on everything from cute frisky cats, to pinup girls in bondage, to (if you arrange for it) your own grinning mug -- so during depressingly serious conversations, you can smile up at yourself and say, "Hang in there big fella, it ain't all bad!".

Pay attention to the details at iamrella.com

If she's got a sweet tooth, or an alcohol problem, get Sweetcakes to write personalized messages atop cupcakes baked with Baileys, amaretto, Malibu, or Kahlua, then re-doused with the same hooch before being frosted. Be wary of raiding her stash though -- you might be skilled at concealing liqueur-based drunkenness, but the proof is in the frosting.

Go to SweetCakesEdibles.com to brainstorm hooch-cake flavor combos

Satisfy her love of cleanliness and belief in her own individuality with vegetable-based, handmade Naked soaps, all customizable for her skin type, favorite scent (juniper berry, sambuca, citrus with real orange zest...), even preferred exfoliant (oatmeal, lavender buds, jojoba beads). To make an even stronger statement, get custom shapes like hearts, lotus buds, even a bar-of-soap shaped bar!

Dub the suds at NaturallyNakedSoap.com

At 88 times the size of a normal gummy bear and twice as heavy as your average burger, this beast provides cute-smallness on a grand scale and comes in cherry, raspberry, or green apple -- whatever you go with, she'll be tasting the love for weeks.

Go to Vat19.com to order the big ol' bear