Muscle up to a two-hour Grey Goose open bar and free reign of the Delano's orchard and pool area, where local designers will be using music, lighting, and professionally pretty girls to stage vignettes that let you "get an up close and personal view of the designer's vision", and give you no firmer grasp on what the hell vignette means.

For tix and info on VIP access go to GenArt.org or call 305.695.8200

Stuff your face with sushi for a chance to win...more sushi ($600 worth); for the first two rounds, it's eating two uncut Tootsy Maki rolls the fastest, after which a "Final Six" will advance, with the champ consuming as many rolls as possible in two minutes. Non-participants still get half off Tootsy and Cali rolls, plus $3 beers and $5 spiked punch; once people see how lustily you're drinking it, they'll assume you're trying to win...more spiked punch.

RA is reserving 15 spots for Thrillist readers (today only): print the application and drop it off with your $10 at the resto.

$20 lets you craft your own endless Bloodies, with either top shelf vodka or (gasp!) tequila. After the 'tender pours your booze, go crazy on an ingredients buffet including house Bloody mix, Clamato, V8, Beefamato, Tabasco, Worcestershire, wasabi powder, and horseradish, as well as classic solids like celery and funky ones like shrimp, oysters, jalapenos, cornichons, okra, salami sticks, hard-boiled eggs, pickled asparagus, and pickled green beans -- work the system like a man, and you'll be sharing an adjective with dem beans.

For the life-sustaining menu to go with your Bloodies hit up 8OzBurgerBar.com

LX is taking 25% off all jeans, including Rock and Republic, AG, Union, and William Rast, and 50% off an array of Havaianas flip flops, polos from Lacoste, and tees from Wet Cement and Dirtee Hollywood, whose shirts boast slogans like "Welcome to Hel LA", "Swagger Alert", and "My Life, Your Entertainment", but if that claim were true, why isn't your mute button working?