From a graduate of Florida Culinary Institute sick of wilted sandwich extras, 'lab slings stuff like roast beef w/ crispy onions, jalapeños, crumbled blue cheese, arugula, & basil mayo; and prosciutto & brie w/ granny smith apples & sliced almonds. You can also build-your-own with high-end deli meats, condiments like cilantro vinaigrette, spicy mayo, jalapeño mustard, and toppings like smoked Gouda, feta, fresh mozzarella, avocado, hot cherry peppers, and corn -- a couple misspellings and you'll be eating the entire drive-time playlist of 93 Rock FM.

Study the entire experiment on the menu

Miami's Bird Club just released two new ltd-edition shirts that jive with the April release of the Kanye-collabs Air Yeezys, and his team-ups with Louis Vuitton via grey & orange colorways, graphics from the Louis Vuitton repertoire, and slogans like "Louis Vuitton DON", and "Does anybody make real **** anymore?" -- though it doesn't say whether the shirt is quoting Mr. West, or asking him about his recent music. Oooh, does that hurt, Kanye? Is it like acid in your eyeballs?

Get the goods at BirdClubClothing.com

This one-night-only documentary screening (followed by Ben Stein taking attendance and moderating a live telecast discussion), chronicles the peeps who created the Boston Beer Company (Sam Adams) and Dogfish Head Craft Brewery in their David-vs-Goliath battle against multinational beer corporations. You'll witness brewers obsessively sniffing hops, cooing over cloudberries, pondering the perks of aging beer in port barrels, and enjoying Colorado's Fat Tire, a cruel premonition of your own fate if you keep loving it.

Watch the trailer and get show locations at BeerWarsMovie.com

Enjoy half-off apps like Original Old School Meatballs with whipped ricotta and Nonna's Marzano gravy; and Kobe beef tartare on a pink salt slab; as well as similarly discounted cocktails ranging from Negronis to updates like the "Fruit & Flowers", with Absolut Pear/St. Germain/apple sorbet/prosecco, and the Absolut Citron/Domaine de Canton/fresh lime/mint Gingerbread Martini -- drink a bunch, and you'll be eager for the nearest witch to push you into her oven.

Get the long and short of it at DeVitosSouthBeach.com