Miami

Thursdays, 6 to 9pm, 3067 Grand Ave, Coconut Grove, 305.444.0216

20 bones (tax/tip included) gets you three Latin drinks and all-you-can-eat ceviche spoons (like tuna with lime/ginger/soy/jalapeños/cilantro) and chicken, beef, and pork skewers. Drink choices include Peruvian Pisco sours, caipirinhas, margaritas, mojitos, and Latin American beers, including Quilmes from Argentina, Aguila from Colombia and Pacena from Bolivia, and Guatemala's Famosa, which, given this is the first time you've heard of it, is a damn liar.

Open Sun to Wed, 11am to midnight, Thurs to Sat 'til 6am, 224 Espanola Way, South Beach; 305.532.6188

From a graduate of Florida Culinary Institute sick of wilted sandwich extras, 'lab slings stuff like roast beef w/ crispy onions, jalapeños, crumbled blue cheese, arugula, & basil mayo; and prosciutto & brie w/ granny smith apples & sliced almonds. You can also build-your-own with high-end deli meats, condiments like cilantro vinaigrette, spicy mayo, jalapeño mustard, and toppings like smoked Gouda, feta, fresh mozzarella, avocado, hot cherry peppers, and corn -- a couple misspellings and you'll be eating the entire drive-time playlist of 93 Rock FM.

Miami's Bird Club just released two new ltd-edition shirts that jive with the April release of the Kanye-collabs Air Yeezys, and his team-ups with Louis Vuitton via grey & orange colorways, graphics from the Louis Vuitton repertoire, and slogans like “Louis Vuitton DON”, and “Does anybody make real **** anymore?” -- though it doesn't say whether the shirt is quoting Mr. West, or asking him about his recent music. Oooh, does that hurt, Kanye? Is it like acid in your eyeballs?

Thurs, 8pm, various locations

This one-night-only documentary screening (followed by Ben Stein taking attendance and moderating a live telecast discussion), chronicles the peeps who created the Boston Beer Company (Sam Adams) and Dogfish Head Craft Brewery in their David-vs-Goliath battle against multinational beer corporations. You'll witness brewers obsessively sniffing hops, cooing over cloudberries, pondering the perks of aging beer in port barrels, and enjoying Colorado's Fat Tire, a cruel premonition of your own fate if you keep loving it.

Mon to Fri, 4 to 7pm, DeVito South Beach: 150 Ocean Dr, South Beach; 305.531.0911

Enjoy half-off apps like Original Old School Meatballs with whipped ricotta and Nonna’s Marzano gravy; and Kobe beef tartare on a pink salt slab; as well as similarly discounted cocktails ranging from Negronis to updates like the "Fruit & Flowers", with Absolut Pear/St. Germain/apple sorbet/prosecco, and the Absolut Citron/Domaine de Canton/fresh lime/mint Gingerbread Martini -- drink a bunch, and you'll be eager for the nearest witch to push you into her oven.