Miami

From omnipresent party photog Nefarious Girl comes a loving recap of South Beach's Exxxotica convention, featuring film star girls playing volleyball (high heels, high skirt, low net), "journalists" pulling muscles in their necks as they desperately try to maintain eye contact, a nurse on trapeze, and Amy Fisher peddling her wares, which despite her three kids and history of shooting your significant other if you sleep with her, apparently are herself.

Wed, May 27, 8 to 11pm, 45th St and Collins Ave (across from Eden Roc), Miami Beach; 305.379.5119

Get on this 111-foot yacht: $30 advance tix get you 3hrs of endless Patron cocktails, Ultimat Vodka, Pyrat Rum, and Blue Moon, plus sushi, a carving station with mojito pork, and desserts on the sky deck. To keep you entertained, there'll be live tunes from Cleveland Jones and his crew, spinning by Johnny the Boy, and, of course a boat full of single girls, with the whole thing fittingly sponsored by the Walk Of Shame Kit, which may need to add a row boat.

8pm to 1am, Tues May 26, Waxy O'Connor's, 1248 Washington Ave, South Beach; 305.534.7824

Season One of Miami Poker Society's Tues night at Waxy's culminates with a leaders' tournament that'll send the winner to Vegas with a $1500 buy-in for a WSOP No-Limit Texas Hold'Em event; Season Two kicks off right afterward, with six months of weekly Hold'Em tournaments. A $10 buy-in gets you a drink and a shot at bar tab prizes up to $80; be one of the first 16 series participants to reach 1000 points, and you're in the next grand prize tourney, with a chance at a WSOP event, letting you join the elite team of losers that sends someone else to Vegas.

Wed, 10pm to 2am, Plunge Rooftop, Gansevoort South, 2377 Collins Ave, South Beach, for VIP Cabana reservations, call 305.604.6832

Enjoy cheap Cavalli Vodka and models wandering around the pool in Cavalli fashion, plus mewelry by local artisan Miansai (rugged weapon-/WWII-inspired rings, bracelets, etc), electro/funk/new wave tunes by Zehl Freebass and Nudie Boy, plus the art: vids by CCCV, graffiti documentarians 131Projects, the local-made flicks from the Borscht Film Festival, and live tagging by AholSniffsGlue, JUNK, and PEST, the three most honest men in Dade County.

119 Washington Ave, South Beach; 305.534.3688

Red rocks three new deals: 1) happy hour Mon-Fri, 5-8, with a $9 bar menu (tuna tartare on crispy wontons, Buffalo rock shrimp w/ buttermilk blue cheese) and 2-for-1 beers and cocktails like muddled Asian pear with ginger and Grey Goose La Poire; 2) the 7-day/week 5-7:30pm prix fixe for $49 that includes app, dessert, and their 9-oz filet or a 16-oz ribeye; and 3) a “Wine & Dine” on Wednesdays giving you half off any bottle of wine under $100, all night long -- really more of a "Wine & Wine", but if you're upset about the "Dine", you really need more wine.