Select from a variety of wine flights (four 3-ounce pours) like "Italian Passport", "Globe Flavors", and "The Cellar's Choice", and get free paired piccolini (Italian tapas), with possibilities like meatball parm sliders, wood grilled octopus, seared diver scallops, grilled short ribs, braised clams w/ smoked tomato, chorizo, and Italian grilled cheese & tomato soup, which as a child you paired with flights of OJ, soda, purple stuff, and...Sunny D! Alright!

Finally budging from its 1 1/2-year "temporary" location, the Webster's taking over its rightful digs, the entire 20,000sqft, three-level Webster Hotel, which they're filling with swanktastic goodies like vintage watches from Rolex, Patek Philippe, Breitling, Cartier, and Longines, and duds from Givenchy, Tom Ford, Lanvin, Marc Jacobs, Neil Barrett, Trussardi 1911, and Adam Kimmel, whose good looks and dignified style drove Jimmy to settle for being the fat clown.

Get a full-on roster of brands at TheWebsterMiami.com

Prima's offering a 50% off the whole damn resto (not the building, just bar and food) from 5 to 6 every day, meaning Mark West Pino Noir and Felipe Rutini Merlot for $4, beers (Heineken, Peroni) for $3, apps like fried calamari or filet mignon carpaccio for around $6.50, and $10 entrees like veal giardino made paillard-style, or pounded, which is just sick when you think about how young that veal was.

See all the half-price grub at PrimaPasta.com

Compete like a homeschooled freak at Purdy: every word you spell correctly gets you a shot of cognitive-function-stimulant Jager, with the winner taking a $50 bar tab. There'll be music by DJs Doormouse and Manuvers, a DJ whose handle suggests the only reason he's at this thing is his fine taste in music.

Show up early to get on the bee list