Miami

1220 Collins Ave, South Beach; 305.674.7899

The Paris landmark just opened its first stateside locale in the lobby of The Webster retail store, serving caviars from a murderer's row of sturgeons, including the Oscietre (large eggs w/ subtle woody and nutty flavors), Sevruga (the smallest, most densely flavored), and Imperial Baeri (from the Siberian sturgeon, medium sized), as well as non-fish-egg goodies like an assortment of smoked swimmers (trout, eel, sturgeon) and fresh crustaceans like huge Kamchatka king crab and delicate crawdads, who will be boiling mad when eaten on Father's Day.

809 Lincoln Rd, South Beach; 305.538.0058

Bring pops into this Argentine-Fusionry on Sunday, and he'll get a free 14oz skirt steak with mashed potatoes, bleu cheese croutons, and chimichurri sauce, no questions asked; other love includes a massive 11-drink pitcher of sangria for $39.95, and if you're a Miami resident, just bring an ID and your own bottle, and they'll waive the corkage fee -- combine it with that pitcher, and you'll waive goodbye to the rest of your afternoon.

10pm to 1am, Fridays, The Raleigh Hotel Martini Bar: 1775 Collins Ave, South Beach; 305.534.6300

Pregame with 2-for-1 champagne, beer, wine by the glass, Belvedere, and rotating cocktails in the deco'd-out lobby bar, then get treated like a Raleigh guest as the concierge arranges free entry and VIP access at nearby clubs like Mynt, Aero Bar, Rok Bar, and Set. All the while, there'll be house/lounge tunes by DJ “theWICKEDkj", who apparently went from point guard to pointy hats.

Through Thurs, PBP's mailing usually-$140 meats for $99.95, plus free shipping within Fla (normally $15); packages include the All Kobe Sampler (two 8oz sirloins, six 8oz burgers, five steak dogs, four sliders), the Angus Sampler (two 8oz filets, two 12oz NY Strips, two 12oz Delmonicos), and the Surf 'n Turf (two 6oz Prime filets, two 8oz Maine lobster tails, 1lb jumbo cooked shrimp), and they'll also throw in four USDA Prime burgers just for typing “thrillist” into the voucher code area, basically rewarding you for being literate enough to get this far.

Thurs, 7 to 11pm, The Moore Building: 4040 NE 2nd Ave, Miami

$10 advance tix ($20 at door) get you a four-hour 42 Below Vodka open bar, tunes by downtown/indie DJ Ray Milian, and wholesale prices on gear from local designers. While the clothes (and crowd!) swing chick-heavy, there'll be menswear like fitted dress shirts by Bogosse, mischievous drug-inspired tees by Gold Saturn, and hoodies and tees from Royal Family, whose goal is to blend music, art, comics, and diamonds -- which was actually your goal in fifth grade, minus the art, music, and diamonds.