Nation

Overcome FFFA's girly design to uncover a quest for the world's best French fries focusing on Miami, using a 5-potato scale to rank joints like Flanigan's (“Luckily, I only came for the alcohol because I would have probably gone postal if the sole reason for my trip was fried tubers.") and Tobacco Road ("The key to crispy and delicious French fries is frying the potatoes twice...I don’t think they were fried a second time, which is why they lacked crunchy texture that I adore."). FFFA also sometimes throws in random stories, like how her friend's car broke down after they pigged out on fries at Waxy O'Connor's, and the guy who helped push the car turned out to be a p**n star, and helped even though they hadn't blown a rod.

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