The East Coast's most hugely throbbing adult event, EMB's highlights include: a Fantasy Island section (meet stars, take pics, mumble); a certain alliterative Bus, its crew, and some of the girls who needed rides; plus stage shows like a wet t-shirt contest and debate between Ron Jeremy and Craig "P**n Pastor" Gross. There's also the "Search for South Fla's Hottest MILF", a Q&A session on "Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About P**n" with a panel of industry pros, and seminars in swinging, building sites, and becoming a producer; as for the not-obvious, there's MMA bouts and a live performance Sat night by 2 Live Crew, who definitely won't perform "Me So Horny". Not a chance.

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