From omnipresent party photog Nefarious Girl comes a loving recap of South Beach's Exxxotica convention, featuring film star girls playing volleyball (high heels, high skirt, low net), "journalists" pulling muscles in their necks as they desperately try to maintain eye contact, a nurse on trapeze, and Amy Fisher peddling her wares, which despite her three kids and history of shooting your significant other if you sleep with her, apparently are herself.

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