Turning down a free massage is stupid, so hit up Envy's opening bash, where they're giving away chair rub-downs accompanied by a live band and free wine & cheese. There'll also be an open bar from 9-10pm next door at Jake's Bar and Grill, another restaurant to add to your list of places not to wander into and exclaim "God, I'm soooo relaxed".

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