Adding "facial hair" to "corn dogs" and "lollipops as big as your head" in the pantheon of cool things on sticks, these cut-felt face fuzzies include a number of beard and moustache designs attached to dowels, such as a thin, well-trimmed lip-tickler great for looking slick or a bushy, unkempt beard, which appears to be from the sticks in addition to being mounted on one.