The Hootchulele

To the layman, this pup just looks like your average cigar box ukulele, which most normal dudes usually have lying around the house, anyway. But no! This guy's got a removable mahogany internal unit, which carries two tumblers and a fifth of booze, turning your average ukulele jam sesh into one where dudes are wayyyyy off-cadence, but more invested in the music, so it evens out.