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Tofu-Loving Hotties: Sexiest Vegetarian Next Door '08

In PETA's most enjoyable brainwashing attempt yet, 16 shockingly smokin' contenders sell themselves with a photo and brief bio, where they recall their no-meat origins/inspirations, i.e., "She counts Alicia Silverstone as one of her role models for vegetarianism". No, wait, "role models for vegetables".

Gear: PF Flyers Bob Cousy

PF just re-released the canvas low-top Celtics great Cousy first wore in '56 -- an age when nobody worried about their ankles, because they were only playing against other white guys.

Last-Minute Valentine's Date: V-Day at White Castle

From 5-9 tonight, the slider savants'll pimp out select joints across the country with tablecloths, candles, and even waiters; unfortunately, Neil Patrick Harris' status as "a very content gay man" will not keep him from absconding with your date and making love stains in the back of your Camry.

Gear: Working Class Heroes Unfold Bag

The Austrian outfit's limited-edition, half-cotton-canvas/half- leather laptop sack can be manipulated to accommodate everything from 12- to 17-inch comps -- though it's not the size that counts, it's the quality of the webcams that make it twinkle with smut.

Services: How Much Would It Cost to Turn Your Apartment Into a Ball Pit?

Who can put a price on the dream? Apparently, ChiliaHedron can. Just plug in your square footage, desired depth, and the inscrutable "packing efficiency" -- if you understand the formula, you'll be doing science a disservice by spending your days rolling around in balls.

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