PF just re-released the canvas low-top Celtics great Cousy first wore in '56 -- an age when nobody worried about their ankles, because they were only playing against other white guys.

Check out the Cous and PF's other models at SportieLA.com

From 5-9 tonight, the slider savants'll pimp out select joints across the country with tablecloths, candles, and even waiters; unfortunately, Neil Patrick Harris' status as "a very content gay man" will not keep him from absconding with your date and making love stains in the back of your Camry.

Call to make reservations. To see if a location near you is participating, check out WhiteCastle.com

The Austrian outfit's limited-edition, half-cotton-canvas/half- leather laptop sack can be manipulated to accommodate everything from 12- to 17-inch comps -- though it's not the size that counts, it's the quality of the webcams that make it twinkle with smut.

Snag the bag at WorkingClassHeroes.eu

Who can put a price on the dream? Apparently, ChiliaHedron can. Just plug in your square footage, desired depth, and the inscrutable "packing efficiency" -- if you understand the formula, you'll be doing science a disservice by spending your days rolling around in balls.

Figure it out at ChiliaHedron.com