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Trying to get lucky by handing out business cards is about as effective as trying to get a job by telling a human resources guy that his sweater "really brings out his eyes". For hand-offable contact info without the pompousness: Admit an Attraction.

AAA has taken the professional's go-to networking tool and stripped it of its let's-do-lunchery, replacing your job title and fax number with access info for your online profile. Each heavy stock, half-sized jobby is preprinted with AAA's URL and your own personal code, allowing her to read up on you at her leisure after having already had the pleasure of checking you out in person -- weepy pink eye and all. The profiles themselves cover the the stuff of typical dating sites (interests, political leaning, love of pets) without delving too deeply into AdultFiendFinder territory (interest in water play, favorite menage positions, love of pets).

If you're worried about privacy/embarrassment, AAA profiles are inaccessible without your code -- a good thing, because otherwise if your business-mates happened to Google you, everyone'd know your depraved fixation on a certain be-sweatered HR staffer...