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F**k Raffle

Raffles can add the spark of titillating possibility to even the boringest events, from played-out county fairs, to fundraisers for orphans. Now, it's making an even duller event fun: sex with impossibly hot adult film stars. That's right, F**k Raffle.

Sponsored by web-vid heavy hitters like Penthouse, Brazzers, and Digital Playground (now streaming the real Humpty Dance), FRaffle's the world's first raffle offering 10 lucky winners their very own steamy session with the vixen (or vixman!) of their choosing. Victors'll be winged to LA for a six-night stay, which (following a quick disease test) includes a pro photo session with your dream girl, 30 minutes of on-camera action, and the ultimate, 60 minutes of "1-on-1 time" -- so, like one minute to get to know each other, and 59 to ask her what she majored in. Tickets're a mere one cent apiece, but they'll only be selling 500,000,000 of them; stock up now, before someone remembers how to multiply with decimals.

When purchasing your tix, FRaffle asks for your top three starlet choices; never fear: 100+ big names've already committed, and if she's not in already, FRaffle's sponsor connections, and the $15K each participating girl takes home if chosen should ensure your fave's participation -- assuming her interest isn't already stoked by the presence of a raffle.

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