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Everyone knows lawyers can be useful for boring stuff like anti-trust suits and that Scopes Trial thing, but can they get a bunch of schlubs into a nightclub, or slyly cleavage their way out of a speeding ticket? These lawyers can: Hot Attorney.

Started by two outside-the-box e-pervs, HA's goal is to catalog counselors so smokin, it's basically like Law & Order without all the dudes, or Benjamin Bratt. All the goods're pulled from the firms' own sites, with luscious litigators from Portland to Stockholm coming from both emailed tips and the proprietors' own diligent 'net research -- dozens of hours of accidentally looking at photos of men named Courtney. Beyond daily posts, HA's also loaded with special sections like "Appointed Counsels" (reader-selected), a profile-click-dictated "Supreme Court", even "Pretty Paralegals", because the people actually doing the work can be hot, too.

Even though all the info/photos're publicly available, the HA guys'll axe any profiles if the featured hottie finds it offensive -- because everyone knows that the thing lawyers're most useful for is ruining everybody's fun.