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Nike Air Woven AP
Gear: Nike Air Woven AP

These basketesque Nikes are Asia-only and offer all the comfort of a sneaker with all the panache of smashing your foot through a Mondrian. Colors are Tarheel'd grey/Carolina blue and "Pistachio Rainbow" -- sherbet-chic that'll make keeping your foot out of your mouth even tougher than when you attended the Special Olympics.

Pre-order by May 20 at Kix-Files.com
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Services: Bathroom Diaries

BD is a database of 12,000+ public bathrooms with ratings, spanning crappers in 100 countries. Who knew something so useful could come from seven years of "logging" strange toilets?

Find a decent sh*tter on TheBathroomDiaries.com
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Gear: Monsoon Canvas Crossbody Bag

Lugging around your laptop's a periodic necessity, but looking like you're there to fix someone's router isn't. Walk tall with a khaki, pocketed canvas bag that'll have you profiling like an archaeologist/adventurer instead of Geek Squad reject.

$50 from Monsoon.co.uk
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Services: SomeECards

Since an e-greeting's guaranteed to piss off its recipient anyway, cut to the chase with SEC's classic breakup message: "You've been distant since the sexual harassment suit", or the sentiment, "At a time like this, you should probably rent Caddyshack" for your suicidal friend Chevy Chase.

Send a harsh email greeting at SomeECards.com
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Gear: Boo Boo Walker

Whether you're a fan of ironic graphic mashup, or a veterinarian in training, sporting a tee with an Imperial Walker wearing a dog's lampshade collar sends the important message that even terrifying vehicles of destruction can be subject to painful, post-neutering convalescence.

$18 for t-shirt, $40 for hoody at GoApeShirts.com
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