Imagine an adorable logo gone feral and medieval, devouring most of the back of the shirt -- kind of like Finely Stitched Polos Gone Wild, except none of the logos experiment with lesbianism while giggling.
Hit the old dusty trail or deserted highway with this 22lb portable mesh swinger slung on your back; once set up, its 8ft of airy sloth can transform you instantly from ruggedly active to blissfully comatose.
Top-flight materials, precision movement, and nose-thumbing exclusivity made Marc Newson's designs collector's items in the 80s, but now he's taking limited-edition to a cosmic high. Email them and ask them for a glimpse of their "Black Hole" -- a creation whose dazzling design will distract you as unknown amounts of money are sucked from your wallet at light-speed.
>Break out the Crayolas and celebrate the rich pageant of vaginal diversity: some are shaved, some are pierced, and some will force you to squeamishly fall back on your trusty "charcoal gray" crayon.