Brand-new to the web, this Boulder-based boutique puts their arty funk onto polos, caps, shirts, and hoodies. Also available are original artwork and humorously disturbing toys -- because style shouldn't just be worn, it should also be played with in the bathtub.
Order at JoyEngine.com
This low-budget blog tells you where to find power outlets at airports worldwide, which is priceless info should you disembark in Rio to discover a "low battery" light when you still haven't set up a meeting with your organ dealer.
Check out Wiki.JeffSandquist.com
Worried about e-philandering? In 60 seconds, this flash drive unloads undetectable spyware onto your GF's PC, allowing you to remotely monitor IMs, web browsing, and emails. It even lets you disable internet access, should her surfings indicate she's in the market for a man who's less insecure, with a bigger snoopstick.
Play dirty at SnoopStick.com
Consolidate up to eight CVS, Borders, Piggly Wiggly, or any other member's discount cards so as to reduce time spent fumbling at the front of the line while scoring buy-one-get-one-free ass cream.
Free from JustOneClubCard.com
Finally, an artificial retractable foreskin intended for "victims" of circumcision! Great!
Check out SenSlip.com
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