These thin, plastic, pinstriped sunglasses wrap your wrist, slap-bracelet-style; when you're ready to shade up, they unfurl to grip your temples, like when you used to play with real slap-bracelets, except these won't leave you staggering blindly in front of a school bus.

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An invaluable resource for prospective apartment renters/travelers, this site houses detailed reports on hotel and residential bed bug infestations from around the US and Canada -- where, despite the vicious rashes they produce, nobody takes bed bugs seriously because even they have goofy accents.

Get the scary details at BedBug Registry

Save up to 70% off SA's signature jackets, pants, and shirts, as well as puffmeister Moncler's vests and classy pea coats from Unis. Also get deals on heavy jackets from Engineered Garments, sister brand of the less-successful "Engineer Garments", who overestimated the public fervor for coal-caked overalls and adorable little striped caps.

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Find out how your brain stacks up to a 13-year-old's with this 23-question quiz, covering everything from biology, to physics, to astronomy -- three subjects that've been wiped clean from your memory by college "chemistry" experiments.

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