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These tees honor classic bands with prints of their long-forgotten original names (Hendrix's "Jimi James & the Blue Flames"), or aliases used for one-off shows, like The High Numbers (The Who) and Bingo Hand Job -- employed by REM at a 1991 show, it currently describes Michael Stipe's Saturday night.

MM taps into government databases to uncover any unknown-to-you stocks, uncashed checks, escrow accounts, safe deposit boxes, etc, with your name on them. If you ask very nicely, they will also snap on rubber gloves, and brave the decrepit Cheetos and pepperonis in your couch.

This portable device swaps songs between any two iPods in four easy steps: 1) Select to-be-traded tracks by creating an On-The-Go Playlist, 2) Plug both iPods to miShare, 3) Press transfer button, 4) Kill friend now in possession of hard evidence of your love of Maroon 5.

Pop these fleece slippers in the microwave and their sterilized-grain filling'll heat up, keeping your feet toasty -- or, if thrown, serving as a decoy for those times when the Predator travels millions of light years to hunt your guinea pig.

WW posts a new complaint every day of the week, highlighting unfortunate elements of Caucasian-ness. Some gems: "Sundance is the worst", "I really wish the Wings DVDs would get here... I'm almost done with Mad About You", and "Why can't the Gap make more bathing suits?" Obviously it's because they're racist.

Thrillist LV has already given you the goods on ostrich-skin shoemakers, a swinger-signifying timepiece, and bottle-service bowling -- because you'll probably need at least 750ml of Goose to forget the thousands of feet that've been in your rental shoes.