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Heckler Design's whip-smart, two-piece stainless steel desk nests into itself (a mere foot deep when stowed), and also features a concealed shelf, tidy wire/cord storage, and four holes to anchor laptop cable locks -- though if you have four laptops, wouldn't you be more at home taking up half a Starbucks?

Tell this UK site what kind of "Holiday" you're going on (beach, winter sports, cruise, etc), and it'll populate an exhaustive pre-vacation checklist with stuff stupid-elementary (Pack your bags), not-so-obvious (Install automatic watering system in greenhouse and garden), and adorably British (Arrange for mail to be held by Royal Mail Keepsafe).

These New Yorkers specialize in polos, but also slap their eight offbeat logos (revolvers, WWII fighter planes, black sheep, etc) on henleys, cufflinks, and suspenders. Also available: heavy-duty hoodies, rope caps, and a "Treasure Chest" of rotating unique items. Right now, it's a '67 Porsche 911 and a taxidermied black bear head, together the best small-penis-compensation package from a shirt company since Big Johnson went bankrupt.

Because Lego's fatal flaw is crappy guns, BA makes 21 realistic-looking, Lego-hand-compatible armaments, from Uzis and AKs, to Bondish silenced PPKs and RPG launchers. Unfortunately, despite your arsenal's tiny verisimilitude, it'll still take an M-80 to vanquish the Black Knight's Castle.

Browse over 25,000 sales brochures and original manuals recalling the glory that was Motor City: musclebound Dodge Chargers and Challengers, iconic Vettes and bewinged Caddys, even that quirky masterpiece, the DeLorean (page 36: "Using provided allen wrench, carefully detach interior door panels; stash coke to be sold to feds; re-attach").