Pop in the URL of any smut/profanity-laced/faces of death-type site you're planning on emailing around, and get a stealthily shortened link to a page that forces people to click a button, basically saying, "I've made certain no one's watching, and am now ready to see some F'n boobs crush a dude on a motorcycle."

Send something around at NSFW.in

Just in time for the magical drinking-beer-outside time of year, slap these reusable vinyl wraps (designed to mimic soft drinks) on your brew and you can get incog-loaded just about anywhere...at least until Timmy Jones poses a Dipsy Doodles trade you can't refuse.

Throw a smokescreen over your wretched drunkenness at PrankPlace.com

The just-launched e-store offers Stussy staples, but also classier cut-and-sew shirts, sweaters/hoodies, light jackets, and pants/shorts. Meanwhile, look for the Cross Colours Deluxe shop in the back of a Goodwill.

Stock up at StussyDeluxe.com

Based on an '06 Census Bureau study, this map displays the number of unattached men v. unattached women in major metro areas. Hats off to you, NY, Northern VA, Memphis, and Hot 'Lanta. Middle finger to Dallas, Phoenix, and anywhere on the Left Coast, especially LA -- which is surprising, since in Orange County, even the "Housewives" are divorced.

Decide where you're taking your next vacation at CreativeClass.com