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So this Dave guy fused two half-bottles o' sauce together (one tongue-melting, one mild), then rigged up a rotating nozzle-top that clicks into seven progressive hotness mixes; spritz it onto your food, or if you're Dom DeLuise, Binaca-style right into your mouth.

Snag the sauce at DavesGourmet.com

Available in multiple colorways, both the 70s-retro Stiloso and the oversized DJ-issue Grande pump out your tunes with sonic excellence, but also function as cell/iPhone headsets thanks to a discrete mic -- letting you trade flashy bluetoothed loserness for bubble-eared babbling insanity.

Steez up your walk-and-talking at Karmaloop.com

Register Mr. Happy (still available!!!) on NYW, the "only authorized site to issue certified wang certificates". If your preferred monk-moniker isn't already snatched up, purchase it, and NYW'll send you official name-ownership papers (just try not to lose the deed to "The House" in a poker game).

See if your guy's handle is still available at NameYourWang.com