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Emailed in a LIST on: Thursday May 8, 2008

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Gear: Vintage Vantage $10 Tees Sale

VV's unloading 60+ of their old-school-looking pre-weathered tees, most featuring clever turns of phrase like "Let's Hear It For Sign Language!", "Similes Are Like Metaphors", and "Reverse Psychology Doesn't Work". Oh, yes it does.

Services: Oosah

Upload your photos/mp3s/vids just once to Oosah, then quickly move them to Flickr, YouTube, Facebook, and Picassa using a breezy drag-and-drop interface -- because the world shouldn't have to wait to see pictures of you hanging with Berry Gordy.

Tricked-Out Condiments: Dave's Gourmet Adjustable Hot Sauce

So this Dave guy fused two half-bottles o' sauce together (one tongue-melting, one mild), then rigged up a rotating nozzle-top that clicks into seven progressive hotness mixes; spritz it onto your food, or if you're Dom DeLuise, Binaca-style right into your mouth.

Gear: Boosted Cell-Compatible Headphones

Available in multiple colorways, both the 70s-retro Stiloso and the oversized DJ-issue Grande pump out your tunes with sonic excellence, but also function as cell/iPhone headsets thanks to a discrete mic -- letting you trade flashy bluetoothed loserness for bubble-eared babbling insanity.

Services: Name Your Wang

Register Mr. Happy (still available!!!) on NYW, the "only authorized site to issue certified wang certificates". If your preferred monk-moniker isn't already snatched up, purchase it, and NYW'll send you official name-ownership papers (just try not to lose the deed to "The House" in a poker game).

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