This constantly-growing directory currently lists 500+ worldwide excuses to swill brews all day, complete with locations, festival links, and "highlights", which in Helsinki means "international beer celebrities" (Spuds McKenzie? Alex from Strohs? They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina.).

Plan your summer around BeerFestivals.org

Plug in your 'Pod and power your street party with this retro'd-out ghetto blaster, complete with an AM/FM tuner, EQ adjustment, mic input, and remote. Remember though: this party is BYOBB (breakdance board).

Pick one up at Lasonic.com

Slap together the laser-cut cardboard slats to produce a deer, moose, or rhino head, then mount it, and you've got yourself a wall ornament worthy of your rack of Super Soakers.

Decorate your pad with a minimum of bloodshed at PerpetualKid.com

This blog tells tales of how various people blow their $600 of free government dough, from the deludely wasteful (a full set of Pontiac Grand Prix headers), to the Heston-ish (a used Glock w/ extra magazines), to a war chest that could easily've been bought by the guy who pushed through the legislation (Jagermeister, RedBull, glowsticks, a vibrator, and weed).

Check the purchases out/tell your tale at HowISpentMyStimulus.com