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These hand-blown glasses look like plastic keg-party cups perched atop a thin stem -- the perfect receptacle for the 18-year-old port you store in a bottle of Boone's.

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This Chinese athletic shoe was lusted after in the 70s; now, the lowtop, toe-capped Warrior's been resurrected for worldwide buyers by a China-born Finnish citizen, who dug up 420 pairs. Included's a limited-edition photo book chronicling the impoverished Chinese laborers who rock the shoes today, but are so clueless to their former celebrity, it's almost as if they never learned about limited-edition throwback sneaker culture.

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