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Pop-culture-twisting painter Bird's got four new prints for sale, including "Mr. Noodle" (David Schwimmer doing aqua-robics with elderly women) and "What Nat Saw", a weeping Natalie Portman ringed by the Ninja Turtles -- oh that Raphael, so cool, and yet so crude.

Peep detailed cleaning instructions on hundreds of items, from home goods (carpet, appliances, car seats), to bongs, to catheter bags (empty into bong).

These hand-blown glasses look like plastic keg-party cups perched atop a thin stem -- the perfect receptacle for the 18-year-old port you store in a bottle of Boone's.

This Chinese athletic shoe was lusted after in the 70s; now, the lowtop, toe-capped Warrior's been resurrected for worldwide buyers by a China-born Finnish citizen, who dug up 420 pairs. Included's a limited-edition photo book chronicling the impoverished Chinese laborers who rock the shoes today, but are so clueless to their former celebrity, it's almost as if they never learned about limited-edition throwback sneaker culture.

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