Thrillist Nation
Emailed in a LIST on: Thursday July 17, 2008The List
Chilling: La-Z-Boy Spa
The Boy's brand-new offering brings recliner comfort to hot tubs via up to 7 "Comfort Rest" ergonomic seats w/ soft headrests, 76 hydrotherapy jets, built-in aromatherapy, a TV, an H20-proof stereo w/ retractable speakers, and a floating remote to control it all. Also, the bottom smells exactly like strawberries. Seriously, try it.
Eye the beauties up, and find a local dealer on the "Contact Us" page, at LaZBoySpas.com
Services: WireWize
When cable-confounded, tell WW all your component models and you'll get a list of the exact cords you need (including links to buy them), along with step-by-step setup instructions complete with back-of-component diagrams -- giving you enough masculinity-inspiring competence to counteract your Simply Streisand.
Figure it all out at WireWize.com
Grooming: Remington Shortcut Clippers
The Shortcut makes it a snap to buzz your own head, thanks to titanium-coated curved blades that follow your dome's contours, a 5-length-setting adjustable guide, a pop-up trimmer to get around ears/those pesky sideburns, and, for the closest cut available from an electric clipper, a "balding comb" -- which you'll call the "I prefer my hair this closely cropped comb".
Grab the clippers and clean your act up at Target.com
Gear: Surface To Air Paris Justice Collection
French electro-poppers Justice teamed up with S2A to create a mini-line: two pairs of skinnyjeans (one blue, one black), and three pocketed-out/epaulet'd leather jackets, one whose cowhide's micro-perforated, and another with a belt and zippered wrist-cuffs, so you can roll up your sleeves for the inevitable rumble with Daft Punk.
Dig up your Franc-to-Dollars calc and get the gear at Surface2AirParis.com
Answers: What Drug Should I Try? Quiz
To determine if you should be indulging in pot, coke, acid, heroin, or something else, just indicate preferred mood/preferred length of high, rate your fear of dying/addiction, then 1-to-5 your preference for effects both mental (euphoria, awareness, empathy...) and physical (increased/decreased energy, pain reduction). Finally, dish your level of distaste for negative effects like "Intense Fear" and "Organ Damage" -- of course, if you're cool with any of these, you don't need this quiz, because you're clearly already taking the right drugs.
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