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The Boy's brand-new offering brings recliner comfort to hot tubs via up to 7 "Comfort Rest" ergonomic seats w/ soft headrests, 76 hydrotherapy jets, built-in aromatherapy, a TV, an H20-proof stereo w/ retractable speakers, and a floating remote to control it all. Also, the bottom smells exactly like strawberries. Seriously, try it.

When cable-confounded, tell WW all your component models and you'll get a list of the exact cords you need (including links to buy them), along with step-by-step setup instructions complete with back-of-component diagrams -- giving you enough masculinity-inspiring competence to counteract your Simply Streisand.

The Shortcut makes it a snap to buzz your own head, thanks to titanium-coated curved blades that follow your dome's contours, a 5-length-setting adjustable guide, a pop-up trimmer to get around ears/those pesky sideburns, and, for the closest cut available from an electric clipper, a "balding comb" -- which you'll call the "I prefer my hair this closely cropped comb".

French electro-poppers Justice teamed up with S2A to create a mini-line: two pairs of skinnyjeans (one blue, one black), and three pocketed-out/epaulet'd leather jackets, one whose cowhide's micro-perforated, and another with a belt and zippered wrist-cuffs, so you can roll up your sleeves for the inevitable rumble with Daft Punk.

To determine if you should be indulging in pot, coke, acid, heroin, or something else, just indicate preferred mood/preferred length of high, rate your fear of dying/addiction, then 1-to-5 your preference for effects both mental (euphoria, awareness, empathy...) and physical (increased/decreased energy, pain reduction). Finally, dish your level of distaste for negative effects like "Intense Fear" and "Organ Damage" -- of course, if you're cool with any of these, you don't need this quiz, because you're clearly already taking the right drugs.