This mug's handle is shaped like a set of brass knuckles, making it both an aggro vessel for hardcore coffee drinking, and a porcelain disaster for hardcore street brawling.

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Ticket exchange site Viagogo's letting you buy the rights to a Superbowl ticket -- at face value -- for your favorite team, with prices from $14 for the Falcons to $330 for the Cowboys. If your team doesn't make it you get nothing, but you can buy and sell value-shifting rights at any time during the season, meaning painfully optimistic Bills fans can recoup some cash when Trent Edwards turns out to be...Trent Edwards.

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Reverse engineered from a $400+ plugin, this free service pumps up the volume on mp3s, bringing problem/shadily procured tracks up to industry standard, letting smaller speakers produce more sound, and allowing you to take your slavish lyrical interpretations of Erik B. and Rakim to places you thought possible only in your stupid, stupid dreams.

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Hand-sculpted out of polymer clay, glazed, and attached to shiny metal links, these mini-steaks provide the perfect touch for any occasion when formalwear restricts your natural meatness.

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